We would also like to offer our sincere thanks to everyone who has worked with us to make That's Christmas the fantastic success that it is!
Have a good Christmas and remember what it is we are celebrating, the birth of Jesus.
Saturday 24 December 2016
A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!
Friday 23 December 2016
Got some last minute Christmas shopping you need to do? We have you covered!
Your plan to have a Christmas present delivered to a loved one or a good friend is thwarted by circumstances that were outside of your control.
A delivery company goes broke, an order went astray or you forgot to make the order.
But rather than let people down, you can use The That's Christmas gift shop to order them a present that they will get before Christmas is over!
As well as a wide range of books, DVDs, food and drink items TVs and audio gear and a whole host of other gift ideas including perfumes, jewellery, watches, etc., we also sell Amazon Gift Vouchers!
You can email these gift vouchers to your gift recipient so they could even use your gift to buy themselves the exact gift that they want within minutes of them receiving their gift from you!
All you need do is follow this link to the Gift Card department of our online retail store and click on "email gift vouchers, >>> https://goo.gl/GM7F3v.
Tuesday 20 December 2016
Keep your home safe over Christmas and the New Year
Homes are already filling up with presents while families make plans to visit friends and relatives over the festive period.
But the increased number of expensive items in our home and the longer hours they are left empty. A perfect opportunity for thieves.
But there is now a growing number of devices that can help in protecting your house and everything inside it.
Security-boosting devices include smart lighting systems that mimic your typical household lighting usage pattern while you're away, automated smoke-releasing generators, cameras with facial and number plate recognition, and sensors that learn your behaviour and notify you when something out of the ordinary happens. All of these can be linked to your mobile phone via integrated smart home controllers.
Simon Mathieson of Finite Solutions North West points out: “Nothing concerns us more than the fear of someone breaking into our own home, yet very few homeowners know about an intruder until they are already inside.
"A simply burglar alarm system is no longer a good enough warning for homeowners or deterrent for burglars as research commissioned by GoCompare last year concluded that over three quarters of brits ignore burglar alarm sirens on neighbours’ homes.
“A bespoke smart home solution can provide the benefits of intelligent entertainment and lighting but it can also provide peace of mind. It allows you to see, hear and check on your home at all times and warns you of the presence of an intruder as soon as they step foot in your garden.
“A good integrated home security system can be automated to arm/disarm itself through sensors inside and outside the house. Smart home systems also provide a view of the CCTV cameras and door entry systems, allowing you to remotely open the door and let people in.
“An exterior perimeter heat or mass based detection system surrounding a property will warn whenever an intruder steps foot in your grounds by displaying CCTV footage on your TV screens and giving you early warning of a problem before the intruder ever reaches the property.
The smart integration of security systems also extends beyond in-house control. Thanks to the latest bespoke security solutions, our clients are able to monitor their home security remotely. Dedicated iPhone and iPad apps offer access to the home automation alarm system remotely and this provides an extra level of security and peace of mind by instantly displaying CCTV images on your phone and activating lighting inside and outside the property to give the impression you are at home and even giving you the ability to “shout out” to intruders via exterior speakers to inform them police have been called.”
Finite Solutions has a show house in Leeds dedicated to showcase integrated smart home technology and security as described above.
To learn more visit www.finitesolutions.co.uk.
Monday 19 December 2016
Forget Brexit! Get out there and spend!
Whilst we would be the last people to tell you to spend more money than you really can afford, we are also mindful of the Brexit nonsense that has crept in to everyday conversation ever since the vote to leave actually did vote to leave!
No pay rise due to Brexit, no Christmas Party due to Brexit, etc., etc., etc.
Sales figures are up this year, so post-Brexit Britain looks to be doing OK, so let's get down to a bit of retail therapy!
Saturday 17 December 2016
The Funniest Stuff
It's a fun book filled with more of the great and hilarious poems of Colin West and there are wonderful and very witty cartoons on each and every page, all these illustrations are from the highly imaginative and creative pen of Colin West, himself.
You and your children and grandchildren will reads about and see a whole gallimaufry of wonderful characters such as the Lollopibg Lollop, Miss Fibbery-Gibert, frollicking Fritz, the Wizzard who met up with a lizard, (with somewhat shocking results!) learn what the girl in curlers did, how problems with spelling might occur, what might make Michael feel sick and what a fussy pussy likes to dine on.
It is a book that is to be gleefully and joyously shared with children and you can be certain that these poems will be remembered and recited by you and them for many, many years to come.
It is published in hardback by Matador at £9.99 and is available for purchase from our own book and gift shop which you will find here >>> https://goo.gl/AzQ0XD but please do remember that if you want it before Christmas you should request exress delivery.
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Crabbies
Just picture the scene, the gloaming is settling in, the birds are making their last forages before they retire to their nests in your garden's hedges for the night, the standard lamp in the corner of your living room is casting a soft glow, the lights are twinkling on the Christmas tree, the fire is crackling with some coal and a couple of nice logs, the Bose stereo is playing some nice Christmas carols and you are eating some freshly baked minced pies whilst you are contentedly sipping a glass of Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer.
Life, you realise, couldn't be any better.
Well, perhaps it could! How so?
Crabbies want you to try something a little different this year. The very clever people in their drink's kitchen have been working very hard on creating some new flavours that are equally as good as their original product, but which taste different.
There is now Crabbies Scottish Raspberry Flavour and Crabbies Light, too!
You can buy these new flavours, as well as the wonderful original flavour, from most off licences, supermarkets and some convenience stores, too.
And you'll find them in all Wetherspoon pubs and other discerning pubs and bars.
To find out your nearest stockist (retailers or licenced premises) please visit
http://www.crabbiesgingerbeer.co.uk/find-crabbies/.
And do have yourself a Crabbies' Chirstmas! I know we will!
Get Stoopido!
It's simple, yet it is utterly crazy and will have everyone laughing their heads off when you and your family and friends play round after round of this fantastic game, the game they are all raving about, the game that is called Stoopido!
You roll the dice, and then race to slap the matching face feature or give the squeaker a good squeeze!
The player who is the fastest then has the opportunity to pick a funny facial part for a rival player and the last player with a full face wins the game!
Each game set comes complete with four sets of special glasses, 25 double-sided mask features, four slap pads, one loser's selfie card, one squeaker and one dice.
Although the description here is deceptively simple, the game is absolutely hilarious to play.
It's made by Drumond Park of www.drumondpark.com and should cost about £14.00. It's available from all good toy stores but if you want to buy it online you can do so here at our very own gift and book shop, but do remember to use the express delivery option as it is getting very close to Christmas. >>> https://goo.gl/AzQ0XD
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May it Please You, Madam
It is sub-titled a little book of legal whimsy and it contains an enthralling and highly entertaining collection of legal anecdotes gathered together throughout the long legal career (over 40 years!) of retired District Judge Neil Hickman.
The book commences with a collection of approaches used to greet a judge, some which would have worked some which would have worked to bemuse or outrage the judge they were addressed to!
There are strange things people did or said in and around our courts, what they they tried to get away with and, in some cases, what they actually were able to get away with.
There are cases of dishonesty and, perhaps refreshingly, cases of honesty which come wuth sudden and perhaps consequences that were only to be expected.
Such as: " Are the contents of your statement true?" The unexpected response certainly strongly coloured the outcome of the court case: "No. It's what the man from the solicitors said I should say. But it isn't true."
According to Neil Hickman the trial lasted for all of 15 seconds as a result of this admission!
Well collected and beautifully written and nicely illustrated with some well drawn legal cartoons by the late Jeff Bowser, this book is an ideal stocking filler which everyone will want to keep returning to to to read just a few more legal anecdotes
It is published by The Book Guild at £6.99 and it is available for purchase here >>> https://goo.gl/AzQ0XD.
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Dig In!
It's billed as "The great game of frantic finding fun!" and that is exactly what it is!
It's an utterly new type of game where participants have to keep their eyes open and be ready to use their hopefully nimble fingers in a friendly battle against not only your opposing players, but also the clock in order to identify the six playing pieces that are on your card as you dig in for victory!
But in order to find what you need to win, you only have 15 seconds on your own to seek out and locate their figures, but then the mayhem begins, because then everyone piles on at the same time to try to join in the insane fun and track down the last remaining missing pieces in order to come out as the Dig In! winner!
The game is for ages 8 years of age and older and is for 2 to 4 players.
It is even more fun than you might think from the above description which, to be honest, does not even begin to do it justice!
It is made by Drumond Park and is available for purchase here >>> https://goo.gl/AzQ0XD at £17.95.
You can learn more about this game and other games in the range by visiting www.drumondpark.com.
Watch how the game is played here:-
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Tuesday 13 December 2016
Eisberg wine. All of the taste, none of the hangover
A long time ago alcohol free wine was either white or red.
But the wine experts at Eisberg have worked very hard over the years to make certain that people who love the taste of fine wines can enjoy all of the taste yet eschew the impact of alcohol on their body and mind.
There are many reasons why people do not want to consume alcohol. Religious sensibilities, the desire to be able to drink without risking getting inebriated for work reasons and to make sure they do not run the risk of driving whilst drunk, or perhaps they do not have the ability to properly process alcohol or they finds that alcohol triggers their migraines. Or perhaps they just do not like drinkinging alcohol.
Now there is a wide range of entirely different alcohol free wines that you can serve such guests or even enjoy drinking yourself throughout the Christmas festivities and the New Year period.
There is the Sauvignon Blanc wine, which is new to their range.
It was a typically fruity and interesting Sauvignon Blanc wine, but it was all of the taste with none of the alcohol!
What about the Chardonnay?
There was that typical Chardonnay nose, then the delicious hint of those lovely French crispy apples, with tones of honey and golden sunlight bursting through? (I wonder how a grape can taste like apples and honey? Yes, I know there's a technical explanation, but that was by way of a rhetorical question, to which the answer might spoil the magic!)
The Rosé?
Oh! The Eisberg Rosé! There was more than a hint of hedgerow berries, plus a tantalising mixture of soft fruits and maybe a hint of apples? No? Something else fruity, then that added to the enjoyable Rosé. Oh! The bottle's empty!
Cabernet Sauvignon
The real revelation has to be the Eisberg Cabernet Sauvignon!
A ruby red wine, with rich, fruity scents and the taste? Wow! The taste! My wife took one sip, then another and declared it the best Cabernet Sauvignon that she had ever tried, even those with the alcohol left in!
It has the full, rich flavour of the typical Cabernet Sauvignon wine, yet we knew we could serve it to our guests and know that they would not have to be concerned about them getting home in safety.
Though that plan does require us to go back out to the shops to buy some more Eisberg wines!
And there's another advantage, too, for those who are looking at their calorific intake, a 125ml glass of ordinary Cabernet Sauvignon will typically contain 85 calories, yet a 125ml glass of Cabernet Sauvignon contains on 26 calories!
And there are similar calorie reductions in the other wines in the range, too!
To learn more about these wines and where to purchase them please visit
http://www.eisberg.co.uk where you will also find some utterly delicious cocktail recipes that are all, of course, alcohol free! That is if you can prize it out of your guest's hands in order to make the cocktails. Better double up on the amount of bottles you buy!
Sunday 11 December 2016
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The Primacy of Your Eye
It is a handbook that belongs on the bookshelf of anyone with even a passing acquaintance and interest in art and really should be owned by every public library, school library and university library in the country.
This will make a superb stocking filler for every art student and every lover of art.
He has researched for this book by watching people in art galleries. He acknowledges that they clearly enjoy what they are seeing on the walls of the art galleries, but believes they move too quickly from one work of art to another because they are unsure of what they should be looking for.
Beckett looks in broad depth at every topic that he has covered in his book, in an attempt to open the eye of the viewer of art to come to an understanding of the history of art, what the artist's intentions may well have been, what approaches they would have taken to their subjects and the varied array of artistic techniques and styles they would have used.
He also examines the influences that would have informed the work of the artists, from the early Renaissance period right through to modern times with contemporary art, via Modernism.
It is is intention -and a noble one, at that- to help people learn to appreciate the art in the world, but to do this in a non-threatening and non-elitist fashion.
The book is well-illustrated and the author executes his intention with a deft touch and a very welcome panache.
It is published by Matador at £12.99 and is available for purchase here >>> https://goo.gl/m5aVoo.
The Rhyming Diary of Jason Smith
Retired teacher and author, Trevor Cattell has drawn on his over 30 years experience at the chalkface, as they say, to come up with his first book for children.
Jason Smith is a fairly standard boy of 11, with the exception that he enjoys being a diarist, keeping a record of events and occasions that had, for one reason or another, made a deep and lasting impression on him.
Days so recorded included the incident when a dog decided to go to school, what happened when he wore odd socks, the problem of racing infants, or should that be of infants, racing?) the misery of his untidy room, how he played at being Howard Carter one afternoon, and forgot what he should have been doing, and all told in rhyme!
This is a cleverly disguised, highly inventive and most amusing book of poetry for children, teachers and adults.
It is published by Matador at £8.99 and will make a very welcome addition to many Christmas stockings this year!
You can purchase it, and lots of other Christmas books and gifts, here >>> https://goo.gl/m5aVoo.
Chasing Cloud
Chasing Cloud by David M. Smith, which is set on the island of Malta in 2500BC.
We meet Laxme who is the priest at the Tarxian temple.
He devotes his life to the worship of the goddess of fertility and has over his many years at her temple worked diligently to become a master of not only the temple rituals but also of the theology of the goddess' religion.
He believes his life life to be perfect. Well, nearly perfect.
Suddenly his life of order and ritual is replaced with a new life that is unexpectedly filled with adventure and danger.
He finds himself searching for a missing woman, called Cloud, who he knew from his childhood, and he also joins a young sculptress, Pebble, on a quest to the distant island of Sicily in order to help her find a copper idol that she requires for a carving that she is undertaking.
Will Laxme be able to complete both tasks, or neither?
Will his chasing Cloud result in her being found?
Can he help the young sculptress attain what it is that she needs?
This is a very interesting novel, it is a whimsical and romantic novel which will be a welcome Chirstmas gift for the lover of stories set in the past.
It is well written and the historical research is also first rate.
It is published by The Book Guild at £8.99 and is available for purchase at our own Christmas gift shop which you will find here >>>> https://goo.gl/m5aVoo.
The Key to the Half Worlds
It tells the exciting story of Richard Cranfield, a rather ordinary boy of 13, who suddenly finds himself launched into another, utterly alien, but strangely familiar, world by way of the school bus.
He is fortunate as he has an equally youthful companion with him on this extraordinary journey, his best friend Tom.
They realise that they are in an alternative reality, an Earth where magic is real and where all sorts of amazing and mythological creatures and beings actually live and breathe, side by side, as it were.
Sorcerers practiced their sorcery, and dragons and elves were commonplace and, in effect, ordinary living creatures.
Richard and Tom are amazed at first, but then they realise how dangerous and frightening this alternative version of their world really could be.
They meet a young female elf and assisted by a wizardly elf the boys become embroiled in a desperate plot to stop a wicked sorcerer elf from bringing the two realities together as a part of her campaign to dominate everything and everyone.
Could the boys help be the key to thwarting this evil design to bring about domination?
Would they save both versions of the world?
Would they be able to return home?
This book is published by The Book Guild at £8.99 and will make a superb Chirstmas present for any child who likes a touch of magic in their reading material. It'll also be great fun for parents, grandparents and older siblings, too!
It is available for purchase from our very own book and gift shop which you will find here >>> https://goo.gl/m5aVoo.
Saturday 10 December 2016
Deathling of Dorn
It tells the story of the inhabitants of the Southlands and of Dorn who have known safety, peace and security for many millennia under the benevolent and protective rule of Virdil, their wizard.
But on one great and terrible day, the unthinkable happens! The evil and vicious sorcerer Venain has slain Virdil, their protector!
Now the denizens of the Southlands and of Dorn fall prey to the vile Baeths, hostile and barbaric killers who are lusting after the spoils of the conquests they can so easily make, now the people's champion and protector is no more!
But the people of the lands strive to continue some semblance of normal life and for them concepts of honour and love are still adhered to by them.
They try to fight off the evil despoilers of their lands but great and terrible events are taking place and these events and the ensuing chaos bring about the spawning of a Deathling.
What could this mean? What will the consequences be? Nobody could know, but the results could mean life or death.
What will happen to the lands, to the people? Will they ever know peace and happiness? Or will their lives forever be blighted?
Published by Matador at £8.99 the book is available here at our own bookshop >>> https://goo.gl/m5aVoo.
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It is part of S D L Curry's 'Hidden' trilogy of novels (it is the first book) and is inspired by events that actually took place in Japan.
It tells the story of a Jesuit Priest in Japan, Father Joaquim Martinez.
He is residing in a tiny peasant village which is within the Hizen Province. Unfortunately the Provincial ruler is a man who is not only self-serving but also capable of acts of immense cruelty, Daimyo Matsukura.
He issues Father Jaquim and his two young catechists, Miguel and Tanya, with banishment orders.
However, the trio take the dangerous decision to defy the order of banishment, as they prefer to remain in the village to assist and help the villagers who they now consider to be their family.
The novel relates how they, and the peasant villagers, strive to remain free and safe from the clutches of a variety of enemies including shogun known for their legendary viciousness, the implacable Daimyo Matsukura and the ranks of all-powerful Samurai who are at their disposal.
But what they had not counted on was the absolute faith and tenacity of Father Jaquim and a range of miraculous events including assistance from some very unlikely quarters.
This is an amazingly well-written and well-researched novel and will make a most excellent Chirstmas present for lovers of adventure, history or who just revel in a finely executed novel.
It's published by The Book Guild at £8.99 and is available for purchase here >>> https://goo.gl/m5aVoo.
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The First English Explorer
Because most people will not have heard of the true first documented English explorer. Anthony Jenkinson.
Author Kit Mayers has dedicated a great deal of time and effort into investigating the travels and explorations of Jenkinson.
It is the year of 1557 and the merchants of the capital city of London are eager to discover a profitable overland route that would take trade right through Asia and to the legendary Cathay and all of the rich pickings of the Orient.
They selected Anthony Jenkinson to be their emissary and explorer and he set off on his travels one year before Queen Elizabeth I came to her rightful position on the throne.
Incidentally, he set off on his expedition eastward nearly 30 years before the first English expedition to the west.
It was a hard and arduous series of journeys for Jenkinson. He survived severe storms, poor health, thefts and even attacks by gangs of roaming bandits.
But with sheer determination and a plucky attitude, he eventually arrived at the city of Bokhara, which is now within modern day Uzbekistan.
Thus he had completed the vast bulk of his journey, two thirds of it, to reach the fabled and semi-legendary Silk Road that would have ultimately taken him to Cambaluc (Beijing) but, alas, he found that the final portion of the route was closed to him because of continuous fighting and wars.
Author Kit Mayers is a retired Doctor of Medicine and has travelled extensively, sailing and visiting a bewildering amount of countries all over the world.
For his research he undertook the arduous task of, as far as possible, recreating and following the same route of Jenkinson nearly 460 years ago.
The book draws on the reports of Jenkinson but Kit Mayer has also made his own observations based on his travels along Jenkinson's route, which makes for a compelling and exciting read.
It is well illustrated and is the perfect Christmas gift for people who like travel books, love history or are just curious to learn.
It is published by Matador at £14.99 and is available to purchase at our very own online book and Chirstmas gift emporium which you can find here >>> https://goo.gl/m5aVoo.
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Greenwich Meantime Brewery. A must have for Christmas
There is something for every type of beer drinker and even the person who tells you: "Well, I don't normally drink beer, but I am more than willing to try some, now. What would you suggest?"
Myself, as a beer drinker of several years standing, would advise that you let them sample tastes of the entire range of the very different yet equally well brewed beers from the Greenwich Meantime Brewery range.
Though they may well prefer the Greenwich Meantime Pale Ale, often a good starting point with its lighter yet full bodied flavour with the distinct hoppy hit that one gets with this ale.
However, having said that, they may well take a shine to the London Porter (this is a very good re-creation of the type of London Porter beer that the hardworking Porters of old London Town would drink, as they needed something with taste, body and a goodly level of alcohol after a long day's hard graft) plus the Chocolate Porter.
Many so-called chocolate porter style beers do not, actually, have any chocolate in them at all.
But the Greenwich Meantime Brewery is very different. For during the maturation process they add real chocolate to the beer. Can you tell the difference? Yes, you can. So if your ideal drink would be beer with some chocolate, put the chocolate bar down and just give all of your concentration to drinking your Greenwich Meantime Chocolate Porter!
Beers in the range include: London Lager, Pale Ale, India Pale Ale, London Porter, Chocolate Porter, Yakima Red and Wheat Beer.
There are also some special limited edition beers that are available on draught only through selected outlets and there are a series of special pilot brews, details of which you can find at their website https://www.meantimebrewing.com.
You can buy direct or through a variety of supermarkets and specialist retailers throughout the country and through a number of better bars, clubs and pubs.
By the way, here's a word to the wise. Always buy more than you think you should, because once that person who doesn't normally drink beer finds out how much they love the beers from the Greenwich Meantime Brewery, you could find yourself running out of beer! And you wouldn't want that to happen, would you?"
Have Duerr's Marmalade for Christmas
But there's so much more to Duerr's than that!
When you make your mince pies, why not try replacing a third of the mincemeat mixture with whichever type of Duerr's Marmalade tickles your fancy?
Or why not make several batches of homemade mince pies with the different types of Duerr's Marmalade in each different batch?
They are certain to be a sure-fire winner with your family and guests over the Christmas season!
Or why not be even more experimental? Why not try making a batch of mince pies without any of the traditional mincemeat mixture at all? Why not make some Duerr's Marmalade pies, too?
How's that for a different festive treat for everyone? Because not everyone likes mince pies, surprising though this might be!
You will find that Duerr's Marmalades are so versatile that you can add some to home baked Christmas cakes, or, and this will really make for a different, yet utterly delicious Christmas pudding, as well as putting in a good few glugs of Scotch Whisky into your Christmas pudding mixture, why not add a good few dollops of Duerr's Marmalade?
Talk about a winning combination! The best of Scotland and the best of Manchester in a Christmas pudding recipe that would be hard to beat for moisture, texture and taste!
For a whole host of recipes -some festive, some not- please visit https://duerrs.co.uk/recipes/.
And to learn more about this fantastic family business, please visit https://duerrs.co.uk/.
You can also buy Duerr's at your local Tesco branch or as part of your online order.
Monday 5 December 2016
The Inventing Tubes
She has created an amazing collection of characters aimed at children aged 4 to 7 years of age, the Pasta Kidz and Petz Adventures.
The Kid -all pasta themed!- are all drawn by talent illustrator Julien Bray.
Children will meet Sarah Spaghetti, Rikki Ravioli and Camilla Cannelloni.
They'll also be introduced to their amazing petz, there's Mumbo the Macaroni Dog, Spud the Spaghetti Horse and Val, the Vermicelli Snake!
The characters get themselves into all kinds of weird adventures and often have to rely on unusual magical objects to help them. But! These magical objects often seem to have a life of their own!
Although the books will be aimed at being great fun for their readers, there are also some serious messages that underlie them. They show how kidz have their own unique, different personalities and how they help each other.
The first book, The Inventing Tubes, is to be the first of 40 books in the series and it tells the story of how Sarah and Marc Macaroni try their hand at inventing some fun objects. However, all they succeed at doing is creating a very grumpy PastaBall?
This is a wonderful story which is an ideal present for all boys and girls of ages 4 to 7 and their parents and grandparents, too!
It is published by Matador at £4.99 and it should be on your list of "must have "stocking fillers, which you'll be able to buy from our own gift and book shop, here >>> https://goo.gl/qPctIy.
Dead End
(You may well have read his previous novel The London Sniper, published last year. It's still available.)
Dead End deals with the life and troubles of Matthew Crawford.
At 17 years of age, Matthew Crawford fathered a child, a daughter, and he never saw her even once.
Later in his life he marries and it is when he is doing the dutiful father of the bride shtick (the much rehearsed speech, which includes the highs and lows of his life, including the tragic and all too early death of his beloved wife, Rachel, plus a number of other anecdotes of family life, some serious, some amusing.
But it is this event,this in which he had to start thinking of his past in order to write his traditionally expected father of the bride speech, which sets him thinking more deeply about the rest of his life.
So it is that after 30 years Matthew decides to make a serious effort to trace his long lost other daughter, Sophie.
But when he does locate her the situation in which he finds her are far from auspicious, for she is in desperate trouble in southern Spain. Naturally he steps in to rescue her.
But it is then that their troubles really start, as someone decides to take out a retribution on Sophie.
An intriguing, yet unsettling novel, it will make an excellent Christmas present for lovers of hard, gritty crime novels and fans of his first novel.
It is published by The Book Guild at £8.99 and is available for sale from our own book and gift shop along with thousands of other books and Christmas gifts, over here >>> https://goo.gl/qPctIy.
Hoping for the Best
The subtitle is "Three months in the life of a twin plus one mummy."
Sarah Berryman is my kind of writer. Anyone who quotes Maya Angelou as a major influence on her life really does deserve to have their voice heard!
Early on in her book Sarah uses a quote from Maya Angelou that, pretty much, sets the tone for the rest of the book: Ms Angelou wrote that she was: "hoping for the best, prepared for the worst, and unsurprised by anything in between." This quote is taken from "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings", read by Sarah when she was 16 years of age.
Sarah reveals that she has “real children”. On page 1 we learn "They did not sleep through from day one. They did not master baby-led weaning. They have all had the norovirus, chicken pox and two of the three have had nits. They have bitten and been bitten. One has a hearing aid, one wears splints at night to stop him walking on tip toes and one has a speech delay. They play a little, bicker a lot, and are friends and enemies in equal measure."
Partly written in diary format the book is an amazing combination of diary, guidebook, prayer book (of a sort) and a ready antidote to all of the books written by super mummies who have perfect babies and live in Hampstead or some other such leafy location!
In a way one might describe it as if someone had written a modern day version of Sun Tzu's The Art of War, but called it The Art of Parenting, instead. When you read the sections that deal with the continuing battles with what one might describe as "authority figures" you will, I feel, understand why I formed the opinion that the book is, at least in part, a cunningly disguised guerilla warfare for parents handbook!
In part it's a serious book that deals with some very serious issues, but the 1 million candlepower humour and wit of Sarah Berryman keeps on shining through. As part 1 starts with: "Hoping for the Best" "Try to be a rainbow to someone's cloud" I think you will see what I mean.
The book is a substantial read at 412 pages and is published by Matador at £11.99 and you can order it at our vewry own gift and book shop which you'll find over here >>> https://goo.gl/qPctIy.
It is the perfect Christmas gift for any mother, father or grandparent.
I certainly hope this is not the only book that Sarah Berryman will be writing. I feel that she could have a glittering career as an author.
Specsavers for Christmas?
This set me thinking. Wouldn't this be an ideal gift for the person who was shortsighted, farsighted or who had some other vision problem that could be corrected by spectacles or contact lenses?
All you have to do to learn more is to go to https://www.specsavers.co.uk/stores/full-store-list to find out where your nearest local branch is located.
Or you can order them now -any amount from £1 to £250- at
https://giftvouchers.specsavers.co.uk/giftvouchers.co.uk/index.html.
The gift vouchers are valid for 2 year.
And if you have a housebound relation or friend who needs to see an optician, they might be able to use the gift voucher you give them this Christmas to pay toward the cost of the Specsavers' Home Visit Scheme, where Specsavers' qualified opticians actually make home visits. Specsavers are one of the few -if only- High Street opticians that offers a home visit service.
You can learn more about this scheme by visiting https://www.specsavers.co.uk/home-eye-tests/eligibility.
To learn more about the Specsaver branches in other parts of the world visit www.specsavers.com.
Gift voucher offers will vary from country-to-country, so please check for availability and validity where you live.
Check your Christmas foods to ensure they will be within date for Christmas
This is because some poor souls have been caught out by ridiculously short dates on their Christmas foods.
For example we have seen examples of mince pies and Christmas cakes and some other special festive foodstuffs with use by or best before dates up to two weeks before Christmas!
This is quite obviously ridiculous as it could mean that a family will find out that over Christmas that the foods they wanted to eat were either not as fresh as they should be, totally stale or even no longer fit to eat.
So they could end up with a very limited spread over Christmas, with all the shops closed, meaning that they would be unable to obtain replacement supplies.
What That's Christmas is suggesting is that if you have any shop bought Chirstmas foods, treats or confectionaries that you check the use by date or the best before date on them all as soon as you can.
If there are any that have a best before or a use by date that is earlier that the Christmas period, then you should eat them before the date/s concerned and look to go to the shops this week to replace what you need to replace.
Please do forward this item to your friends and family members to make sure that everyone you know can check their Christmas food supplies well before Christmas.
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